Monday, December 06, 2004

Archive No. 3: Last in a Tryptich.

Adam Clayton, silent bass player. Bonovox, self-professed 3-inch man, Chicago 1981. Randomized, controlled clinical trials completed in the field of follicular cultural studies have demonstrated that Ireland has not conclusively contributed to the canon of forward-thinking hairstyles in a manner that can be described as statistically significant (alpha < 0.5). It has been hypothesized in other works that these results may be applicable to the whole of Hibernia and Britain, save for England proper (responsible for the Chelsea Girl, Mo- and Faux-hawks, Mohicans, Moptops, Blur Bangs, and Toni and Guy products among others).

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